WOCKA WOCKA!

“Gonzo, I gotta go onstage; don’t say anything about this.”

“Oh gee, that won’t be easy.”

“Yeah, well, it could disrupt the show. Just act normal!”

“That won’t be easy either!”

“Mr. Beaker, set ego for bruise…”

“I said ‘I’ll taste it. I’ll give it a whirl.’ And now I am a cereal girl.”

“If it weren’t for Mr. Kermit, there would be no Muppet Labs, and I would merely be another good-looking Ph. D on the prowl. Sorry ladies; your loss, science’s gain.”

“What’s this fish doing in our theater box?”

“The same as us - suffering!”

This is a story that shows me how real the puppets are in the lives of children. I’m in the studio, Caroll Spinney, who plays Big Bird, takes the top half of his suit off. There happens to be a four year-old who sees this and the kid says to his mother, “Mom, does Big Bird know there’s a man in him?

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—	Sonia Manzano (“Maria” on Sesame Street)

“Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?”

“…y-yes I am!”

“MAN OR MUPPET” has been nominated for Best Original Song in the 2012 Oscars!

“I will note that while I have nothing against the French, we will not be doing P.R. there. I’m known as ‘Kermit the Appetizer’.”

“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with the Greek symbol Epsilon!”