“Just don’t forget; if you need me, I’m your mane man!”
“Kermit, where are we? Oh no! Don’t tell me we’re inside the computer!”
“I think we must be inside the computer.”
“I told you not to tell me that!”
“I’ve just been talking to your show’s writer. He’s a man of many talents.”
“Isn’t he though?”
“Yes, wears more than one hat.”
“Which way to my dressing room? And don’t try to shove me into the refrigerator!”
“Bring me my royal pipe, and step on it!”
“At this point you may think we’d go for the cheap joke, but we’re not going to.”
A moment of silence, in memory of Jane Henson.
“This story has something in common with all great detective stories: it’s over.”
