WOCKA WOCKA!

“Listen, you, uh, fool around?”

“Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me.”

“Listen Gonzo, I’m telling you flatly; you can’t sing.”

“Oh, I can sing flatly.”

“Would you get outta here, rat?!”

“Nuh-uh! Not until you let me do my famous Mexican rat dance!”

“Oh, Mr. Kermit! Beaker and I have invented the most important party technology since free-stye, Eurobeat, dance music!”

“Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?”

“I took a correspondence course.”

“Tell me Kermin, why are you a frog?”

“Ya’ know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like rats.”

“You should see the chamber maids!”

“The game is played just like basketball, except you’re trying to get three Xs in a row, and you don’t wear sneakers, sweat or talk trash.”

“Hey froggious amphibeous. Don’t forget today is pay day!”

“Pay day? Again? It was pay day last year! Seems to be getting to be a habit around here.”