“Tell me Kermin, why are you a frog?”
“The game is played just like basketball, except you’re trying to get three Xs in a row, and you don’t wear sneakers, sweat or talk trash.”
“If it weren’t for Mr. Kermit, there would be no Muppet Labs, and I would merely be another good-looking Ph. D on the prowl. Sorry ladies; your loss, science’s gain.”
