“Here is a Muppet News Flash! Work was started today on the remodeling of the Muppet news studio.”
“‘The space ship Swine Trek is about to make a soft landing on a distant planet. In other planetary news, Venus is about to make a hard landing on the Muppet Newsroom.’ …that doesn’t make sense.”
“Oh, uh, Piggy, have you met Lydia?”
“No. Have you met my left fist?”
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