“Yeah, well my luggage was sucked out the door! Luckily my radio’s frozen to my wrist.”
“Oh, I’m so nervous. If I’m not funny, I won’t be able to live with myself.”
“Well then, you’ll have to get another apartment, won’t you?”
“Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me.”
“Excuse me Lady Holiday, will you be hiring any more pigs?”
“Well, I shall certainly think twice about it.”
“I think I’ll call this room ‘The Kermit the Frog’s Old Office Room’.”
“Hey man, I can’t figure out what side we’re on! Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?”
“Oh, hey man, just play the gig. Never get involved in politics!”
“Fozzie, where did you learn to drive?”
“I took a correspondence course.”
“Maybe we could sell the show if you wrote in more special effects, like exploding socks.”
“Ya’ know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like rats.”
“You should see the chamber maids!”
