WOCKA WOCKA!

“Hi frog! I’m Bean Bunny, but I’m learning to speak frog.”

“He’s so cute!”

“Oh, well, that’s his job. You see, the rest of us got sick of being cute, so we hired him to do it.”

“I think I should see a doctor…I’m beginning to like this show.”

“Yeah, well my luggage was sucked out the door! Luckily my radio’s frozen to my wrist.”

“I’ll be watching you John Dorian! And guess what; my eyes never close.”

“Listen, you, uh, fool around?”

“Ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”

Muppet Show Summer

Announcement for all o’ y’alls!

Beginning June 1st (the blog’s two-year anniversary), “Muppet Show Summer” will begin. From June through September, there will be a new post every day from every episode of The Muppet Show, going in chronological order (from Juliet Prowse to Roger Moore). So, stay tuned for the most sensational, inspiration, celebrational, Muppetational summer ever (as far as I know)!

“Dr. Bob, how can you operate without a roof?”

“It’s better without a roof; cuts down the overhead!”

“Listen, listen! Elmo will get us out of this! Elmo wants to fix his mistakes! Elmo wants the show to be great! And most of all, Elmo wants his own trailer!”