“Hola, I am Pepe the King Prawn, okay. And I know you can see me, but I cannot see you. So, if you’re the pretties, stick around, baby. If not, go click your mouse somewhere else, okay.”
“We can’t do that video with those dogs.”
“I believe that ship has sailed my friend. Oh yeah, and ya’ got fleas.”
“Did you know that Kermit the Frog is from eastern Europe? When he was young, Kermit was a tad-Polish!”
“Well, that sure made us LOL.”
“Laugh out loud?”
“No, lose our lunch!”
“Say, where do bananas play basketball?”
“On a court of appeals!”
“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with the Greek symbol Epsilon!”
“Now Beakie, I don’t have a candle, but I do have this uranium fuel rod…”