“I’ll be watching you John Dorian! And guess what; my eyes never close.”

“Listen, you, uh, fool around?”

“Are you trying to tell me that down there, you’ve got flood lights, a tennis court and a swimming pool?”

“You’d be surprised what people throw away.”

“If you’re wondering why we took over The Soup-“

“So are we!”

“You only like these shows because they have a green room.”

“Everybody run for your lives, it’s live television!”

“What do you usually do on New Year’s Eve?”

“Well, usually I have romantic, candlelight dinner for two with Kermie, but this year, my agent Bernie decided I should spend New Year’s Eve on top of a freezing building with three teamsters named Vinny!”

“Either of you two ladies ever date outside your species?”