“I think I should see a doctor…I’m beginning to like this show.”
“We look like members of the rock age!”
“Nah, we look more like members of the stone age!”
“If you’re wondering why we took over The Soup-“
“So are we!”
“Well, that sure made us LOL.”
“Laugh out loud?”
“No, lose our lunch!”
“You know, there’s nothing like grand opera.”
“Yep and that was nothing like it.”
“What’s this fish doing in our theater box?”
“The same as us - suffering!”
“Oh! That number scared the pants off me!”
“Are you sure you didn’t forget to put ‘em on again.”