“I think I’ll call this room ‘The Kermit the Frog’s Old Office Room’.”

“You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber’s putty from Beijing. And you, send the 28,000 tons of silly putty back to Beijing.”

“Please Kermit, you’re my hero. You’re on my watch.”

Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by your side to sing along

“I’ve been wearing this under my suit every day for years!”

“Am I man or am I a Muppet?”

“Are you one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?”

“…y-yes I am!”

“MAN OR MUPPET” has been nominated for Best Original Song in the 2012 Oscars!

“I will note that while I have nothing against the French, we will not be doing P.R. there. I’m known as ‘Kermit the Appetizer’.”