“I think I should see a doctor…I’m beginning to like this show.”

Announcement for all o’ y’alls!

Beginning June 1st (the blog’s two-year anniversary), “Muppet Show Summer” will begin. From June through September, there will be a new post every day from every episode of The Muppet Show, going in chronological order (from Juliet Prowse to Roger Moore). So, stay tuned for the most sensational, inspiration, celebrational, Muppetational summer ever (as far as I know)!

“Dr. Bob, how can you operate without a roof?”

“It’s better without a roof; cuts down the overhead!”

“Here is a Muppet News Flash! Work was started today on the remodeling of the Muppet news studio.”

“Listen Gonzo, I’m telling you flatly; you can’t sing.”

“Oh, I can sing flatly.”

“Would you get outta here, rat?!”

“Nuh-uh! Not until you let me do my famous Mexican rat dance!”

“Hi Harvey! Hey, you know what? You know, we’ve been up all night worrying about ecology.”

“I’m right in the middle of a show! I don’t have time to worry about ecology.”

“That’s easy for you, but if all those trees go, we’re in big trouble!”

“A patent office at the turn of the century. Behind the desk, this is the desk, sits the stooge. Ah, that’ll be him. No, the stooge is you.”

“We look like members of the rock age!”

“Nah, we look more like members of the stone age!”

“Hey froggious amphibeous. Don’t forget today is pay day!”

“Pay day? Again? It was pay day last year! Seems to be getting to be a habit around here.”